10 Things You Need to Know About Graboids:
- They’re under the god damned ground.
- They are huge and hard to kill.
- They are hungry for human flesh.
- There’s nothing like them in the fossil record, I’m sure of it.
- Snake monsters shoot out of their mouths and grab you.
- They are blind, but sense vibrations in the ground.
- There’s no way we can outrun them. No way. They’re too fast.
- They smell bad, I’m sure of it.
- These suckers are smart.
- The way I figure it, there’s at least 3 more of these things…
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You will have: long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, an ass that won’t quit, and legs that go ALLLLLLLLLLL the way up!!!

Sometimes, you’re watching Tremors and then this happens.
THIS IS ALSO MY REACTION TO YOUR FACE, SIR.